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A friend of mine recently quit her job as a lifeguard. She said she found her job uninteresting and bland, because she was tired of […]

I am sick and tired of my neighbor playing his loud music! The worst thing is, he plays the same two songs, “500 pounds of […]

Two days before a friend of mine was going to have several pokers games going on in his home simultaneously, he realized that the cards […]

My wife rarely gives me a compliment. I attempted to change that, and my efforts fell flat from her perspective. Anyway, she went shopping for […]

Denture wearers! When you’re not eating or talking, stop clicking and clacking your dentures for no apparent reason! Not only is the sound irritating, but […]

I feel really bad for my cousin who is struggling financially with his latest business venture. After investing his life savings, he said he isn’t […]

Something really wacky is going on at Youtube. Regularly when I am watching videos on that website, something pops on the screen that reads “add […]

I made a wager with a friend of mine that’s an astronomer, on how heavy are cows. My position is, they would tip the scale […]

I always thought my next door neighbor wasn’t too bright and pathetic excuse for a parent. He told me after his son recently went to […]

After recently getting a physical, my doctor told me that I should cut down on red meat. Here’s my issue. I really like hamburgers, bacon, […]

People should always read the bottle before buying some over-the-counter medication, because I had a friend of mine learn the hard way. He was taking […]

I cannot deal with laziness when it comes to people feel that they deserve freebies from the government, indefinitely. Unfortunately, this mindset has spilled over […]

There is a guy in my neighborhood, that is one of the meanest people I have ever known, and he was given an appropriate nickname […]

I have been pursuing a certain goal for years, and I was telling a friend of mine that I’m close to realizing that dream. He […]

I have two friends of that genuinely don’t like each other… for a ridiculous reason. Their mutual animosity is based on the fact that one […]

A friend of mine recently bought a brand new expensive camera, but there was a problem. The camera rattled, as if the manufacturer did not […]

Earlier this week, I saw the strangest car accident I have ever seen. According to the police, two drivers were on the road heading toward […]

I take pride in my manhood, and on occasion, I have to straighten my wife out. Last week she told me that my brain is […]

My nephew told me that he believes his eyes have been damaged and he plans on filing lawsuit. He feels that his vision has been […]

I have learned a really embarrassing lesson, which is, not to exaggerate to my son, if it’s possible he can eventually find out the truth. […]

A friend of mine who works at a wool manufacturer, told me about a very unusual lamb. He said for some strange reason, the animal’s […]

Back where I grew up, a friend of mine who has been often been understandably referred to as the “town drunk”, finally got a job. […]

A friend of mine who owns a farm, recently told me that through DNA, he has crossbred two of his animals of from two different […]

When I was in grammar school, my grades were always terrible. It got to the point where my parents were so used to my poor […]

A friend of mine has always sought his father’s approval in sports, but he never got it. When he played baseball as young lad, he […]

I recently sued Baskin-Robbins in small claims court. I accused them of selling me some ice cream that tasted absolutely nothing like the title it […]

When I was growing up, my father wanted to supplement his income, so part time, he actually made some necklaces and sold them. After a […]

MARRITAL ADVICE  FOR HUSBANDS Always be prepared if your wife ever angrily or sarcastically says to you any of the following: 1. “Oh so that’s […]

I have a friend of mine who made a strange request he wanted me to honor regarding his eventual funeral. He told me that no […]

I tried to use my knowledge of the bible to help a friend of mine save some money, but it didn’t work. Anyway, one of […]

Well, I finally got a job and I’m really excited about it! My new career is, I connect tiny metal links together to make a […]

I am sick and tired of my friends telling me that I’m a wimp, alleging that I’m intimidated and scared of my wife, because it’s […]

I have a friend of mine that plays in a jazz band, and his wife sells Mary Kay’s cosmetics. He told me that when they […]

DEFINITIONS skyjack – (an airliner), especially in order to hold the passengers and plane for ransom or for political reasons. carjack – to forcibly steal […]