My wife rarely gives me a compliment. I attempted to change that, and my efforts fell flat from her perspective. Anyway, she went shopping for groceries and I waited in the car. As I was sitting, I noticed several senior citizens walking to their cars being followed by a store clerk. The employees loaded the groceries in the senior citizen’s cars, and was given a tip for their assistance. I got out of my car, and I began doing the same thing for every elderly person, but in my case, I didn’t charge them anything. When my wife came out of the store and saw me assisting several people in that manner, I thought she would sing my praises, but instead she called me a “free” loader. What the…