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BREAKING NEWS – Stockton, California – Mayor Michael Tubbs is about to pay $1,000 a month to residents deemed most likely to shoot somebody, and […]
BREAKING NEWS – Stockton, California – A 27 year old mayor wants to pay residents $500 cash per month. Stockton Mayor Michael Tubbs plans to […]