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BREAKING NEWS – Nutley, New Jersey – The attorney of Patricia Krentcil, John Caruso, finally gives an explanation for her abnormally dark tan. He stated […]
BREAKING NEWS – Nutley, New Jersey – Patricia Krentcil, who was arrested for taking her young daughter to a tanning salon, may get the last […]