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BREAKING NEWS – Nutley, New Jersey – Patricia Krentcil, who was arrested for taking her young daughter to a tanning salon, may get the last laugh. Krentcil, who is obsessed with maintaining a tan, has been offered a six figure endorsement deal from Wonder Bread, to promote their wheat bread and toast.