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BREAKING NEWS – Boston, Massachusetts – The 220-year-old Bean Town time capsule has finally been opened. A newspaper removed from…

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BREAKING NEWS

BREAKING NEWS – Hollywood, California – CNN President Jeffrey Zucker has announced that he is pulling the plug on British…

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U.S. & World History

U.S. and World History – Paul Revere according to his neighbors, had a very warped sense of humor. On April…

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