BREAKING NEWS – Boston, Massachusetts – The 220-year-old Bean Town time capsule has finally been opened. A newspaper removed from a time capsule, which was placed under a cornerstone of the State House in 1795, now sits in a archival box at the Museum of Fine Arts, in Boston. Then-Massachusetts Gov. Samuel Adams, famed patriot Paul Revere and Col. William Scollay collectively buried it. One of the articles in the newspaper showed that during Paul Revere’s famous midnight ride, he was stopped by a cop wanting to give him a field sobriety test, because he was constantly swerving due to his excitement as he sped through several towns. When Revere tried to explain to him that the British were coming, the cop still gave him a ticket, and told the famous patriot that he planned on doing the exact same thing to the British troops if they didn’t obey the rules of the road.