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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – CNN’s Piers Morgan tells pastor Rick Warren that the bible is “inherently flawed”, and asserted that […]
BREAKING NEWS – Lake Forest, California – Pastor Rick Warren of Saddleback Church, is now expanding his ministry to include mammals at Sea World. He […]