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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The FBI and CIA have now confirmed that Rocky the Flying Squirrel has been arrested and is currently being […]
BREAKING NEWS – Wasilla, Alaska – After Sarah Palin admitted that in the past she has hunted moose, she received several angry and threatening letters […]