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BREAKING NEWS – Cupertino, California – Apple CEO Tim Cook announced earlier today that it will be investing $350 billion…

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BREAKING NEWS – San Francisco, California – The time has finally come for the Apple Watch. CEO Tim Cook unveiled…

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BREAKING NEWS – Cupertino, California – Apple has now been flooded with complaints from people that have purchased their new…

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BREAKING NEWS – Cupertino, California – Apple finally made its big entry into the wearable technology market, unveiling, its long-anticipated…

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