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BREAKING NEWS – Denver, Colorado – The Denver Broncos miraculously upset the Pittsburgh Steelers in overtime 23-29. Pittsburgh Coach Mike Tomlin was openly angry at […]
BREAKING NEWS – Long Island, New York – Four students from Riverhead HS were suspended for kneeling and praying in the same way the Denver […]