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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – Monterey, California – Victoria’s Secret model Kelly Gale is catching heat and being accused of “fat shaming”…

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BREAKING NEWS – Charlotte, North Carolina – A Democratic candidate for a U.S. House seat in North Carolina, is using…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Leaked classified documents shows that when Bill Clinton was in office, he was buying…

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BREAKING NEWS – London, England – Tess Holliday the glamorous 29-year-old often billed as “the first size 22 model”, gets…

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BREAKING NEWS – Berlin, Germany – The German government is threatening to shut down any Victoria’s Secret in their country…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – Immediately after hip-hop artist Frank Ocean won a Grammy for “Best Urban Contemporary…

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BREAKING NEWS – London, England – Victoria Secret model Heidi Klum and singer Seal are getting a divorce. Heidi said…

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BREAKING NEWS – Hollywood, California – In another embarrassing moment for the Kardashians, Star Magazine is reporting that Bruce Jenner…

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BREAKING NEWS – Tripoli, Libya – Rebels are still searching the country in an attempt to apprehend former leader Muammar Qaddafi….

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BREAKING NEWS – Palo Alto, California – A model displays the latest creation from recent the merger between Hewlett-Packard and…

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  BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – After the failed attempt of the Underwear Bomber on Christmas day last year,…

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