Wacky Weekend Questions – Should babies that are still in the womb passed their due date, be labeled as squatters?

COMMENTARY: Absolutely! The New England Journal of Medicine has documented case after case, proving that unborn babies (squatters) that go…

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Wacky Weekend Questions – Just like Native Americans, do you think hillbillies should be given special rights? Such as giving them immunity from liquor laws when they make their own moonshine, or maybe marry any cousin that they want?

COMMENTARY: I still have no idea why Tennessee, Kentucky, and West Virginia were admitted into the union.

Wacky Weekend Questions – If responsible bartenders should avoid giving people alcohol who are obviously intoxicated, should clerks at McDonald’s refrain from serving someone who appears that they can shed a few pounds?

COMMENTARY: Uh… uh… no comment.

Wacky Weekend Questions – Between the west coast, the Midwest, and the east coast, which region generally speaking has the most thugs?

COMMENTARY: Because I was born and raised in Chicago, I have to say the Midwest. The extensive contributions that my…

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Wacky Weekend Questions – Do you think the grim reaper should be allowed to sue someone in small claims court if the person “cheated death?”

COMMENTARY: According to the ACLU, yes. They would argue that judicially speaking, even residents from the pit of hell are…

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Wacky Weekend Questions – Do you think if a mother-to-be has an unborn child that is constantly kicking her, should she have the right to file assault charges?

COMMENTARY: I don’t have a problem with the child getting arrested immediately after being born. But I would have a…

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Wacky Weekend Questions – If you knew it would save you a lot of money on eyeglasses, hats, make-up, etc, would you allow your head to be shrunken by some primitive people from a remote tribe in South America if you knew it wouldn’t kill you?

COMMENTARY: I personally know of some people that even if they agreed to do this, their brain could remain in…

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Wacky Weekend Questions – Do you think it will be a lot more compassionate, if when God tossed people into hell, instead of having them initially endure the maximum heat, He gradually turned it up only 500 degrees per day until it reached the hottest temperature

COMMENTARY: Considering that’s the way everyone preheats an oven, it sounds reasonable to me (as long as I’m on the…

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Wacky Weekend Questions – Suppose a married couple with a long criminal past has a baby. Do you think it will be a good idea to keep the child in their play pen as much as possible, since statistically speaking, he/she will more than likely end up in prison and should try to get used to it an early age?

COMMENTARY: Last week in the news, a six year was arrested for pistol whipping a classmate with a water gun….

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Wacky Weekend Questions – Would you support a law, that if a person carjacked a vehicle and returned it within 48 hours with a full tank of gas, all charges must be dropped?

COMMENTARY: I would add that the car would also have to be washed, and the interior vacuumed. This way, car…

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Wacky Weekend Questions – Would you respect a politician that did not lie, cheat, and steal?

COMMENTARY: Personally, I would not respect him/her. It’s almost like they’re saying that they are better than everyone else, and…

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Wacky Weekend Questions – I recently gave myself some bad advice and I’m serious thinking about suing myself. Will the courts allow me to do that?

COMMENTARY: I’m thinking about representing myself in court too. I hope I can afford my legal fees. (Yeah, I got…

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Wacky Weekend Questions – Do you think people will have internet access in hell?

COMMENTARY: If they do, people will literally be getting “hot” mail.

Wacky Weekend Questions – Should dwarfs that are doctors, be allowed to perform surgery from a highchair?

COMMENTARY: I suppose that would be ok. But I would have a problem with a dwarf being an obstetrician. They…

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Wacky Weekend Questions – Do you think doctors should be allowed to put patients in medically induced comas, until their panicking family members acquires the necessary insurance coverage that will secure their release?

COMMENTARY: As long as their medical bill doesn’t include storage fees, it sounds reasonable to me.

Wacky Weekend Questions – Suppose your former friends or relatives were able to call you on the phone from hell. Would you feel guilty if they were screaming about the heat, while you happen to be sipping on a Slurpee?

COMMENTARY: I would tell them I was drinking some hot cocoa. In my opinion, that’s more compassionate.

Wacky Weekend Questions – Ladies, suppose you went past your due date for your child to be born. How would you feel if your child refused to come out, unless you agreed to his/her list of demands that they handed out to your doctor on the delivery table?

COMMENTARY: It would be even worst if the unborn child also found a way to barricade themselves in.

Wacky Weekend Questions – Is it possible to have a romantic evening in front of a fireplace, if you’re in hell?

COMMENTARY: If they had a dating service down there, it will probably be called “Matches.com”. (What did you expect? The…

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Wacky Weekend Questions – Ladies, how would you feel, if while getting an ultrasound, you saw your unborn child flashing gang signs?

COMMENTARY: What would even be more disturbing, is while in the womb, the baby is seen holding some stolen merchandise….

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