COMMENTARY: Absolutely! The New England Journal of Medicine has documented case after case, proving that unborn babies (squatters) that go passed their due date are […]
COMMENTARY: I still have no idea why Tennessee, Kentucky, and West Virginia were admitted into the union.
COMMENTARY: Uh… uh… no comment.
COMMENTARY: Because I was born and raised in Chicago, I have to say the Midwest. The extensive contributions that my friends and relatives have made […]
COMMENTARY: According to the ACLU, yes. They would argue that judicially speaking, even residents from the pit of hell are entitled to equal protection under […]
COMMENTARY: I don’t have a problem with the child getting arrested immediately after being born. But I would have a problem with a policeman using […]
COMMENTARY: I personally know of some people that even if they agreed to do this, their brain could remain in its original size and still […]
COMMENTARY: Considering that’s the way everyone preheats an oven, it sounds reasonable to me (as long as I’m on the outside looking in).
COMMENTARY: Last week in the news, a six year was arrested for pistol whipping a classmate with a water gun. So getting kids accustomed to […]
COMMENTARY: I would add that the car would also have to be washed, and the interior vacuumed. This way, car thieves won’t be getting off […]
COMMENTARY: Personally, I would not respect him/her. It’s almost like they’re saying that they are better than everyone else, and that kind of arrogance is […]
COMMENTARY: I’m predicting a high zombie turnout, due to the fact that many may qualify for ObamaCare.
COMMENTARY: I’m thinking about representing myself in court too. I hope I can afford my legal fees. (Yeah, I got issues).
COMMENTARY: If they do, people will literally be getting “hot” mail.
COMMENTARY: I suppose that would be ok. But I would have a problem with a dwarf being an obstetrician. They can get a hernia from […]
COMMENTARY: As long as their medical bill doesn’t include storage fees, it sounds reasonable to me.
COMMENTARY: I would tell them I was drinking some hot cocoa. In my opinion, that’s more compassionate.
COMMENTARY: It would be even worst if the unborn child also found a way to barricade themselves in.
COMMENTARY: If they had a dating service down there, it will probably be called “Matches.com”. (What did you expect? The question itself was idiotic).
COMMENTARY: What would even be more disturbing, is while in the womb, the baby is seen holding some stolen merchandise. What the…
COMMENTARY: If I also saw a crack pipe sticking out of his shirt pocket, I’d probably switch airlines (unless I had a window seat).
COMMENTARY: I would remove them out if they often came home with blood stains in their clothes that didn’t easily wash out. That’s where I […]
COMMENTARY: Subconsciously, maybe this is why as an adult, I don’t like Italian food… or my parents.
COMMENTARY: Chicago, hands down!!!
COMMENTARY: Personally, I’m fine with this. But I would hope that the airlines would not allow people to let their dogs hang their heads out […]
COMMENTARY: And, to insure that this mindset isn’t perpetuated in any household, forced sterilization is also an option that should be seriously considered.
COMMENTARY: No doubt, that people who went to a public school will allege that they are flagrantly being discriminated against.
COMMENTARY: On the other hand at least up there, if someone dings your vehicle with their car door, they’ll be honest enough to admit to […]
COMMENTARY: I feel, if a person is really that physically unappealing, they should only be allowed to walk the streets late at night, and or […]
COMMENTARY: I have a feeling, only politicians that aren’t planning on running for another term, will support this idea.
COMMENTARY: If I genuinely tried to talk her out of it and couldn’t, I’d definitely sell tickets.
COMMENTARY: I graduated from a high school in Chicago. Unfortunately, their diplomas aren’t recognized in other states (and most parts of Illinois).
COMMENTARY: If you force the dangerous misguided terrorists at Guantanamo Bay listen to their voices, within ten minutes, they will be begging to be water […]
COMMENTARY: If they didn’t scream as they fell down the elevator shaft, I would probably add that sound effect later, and then post it on […]
COMMENTARY: I’m glad this wasn’t a law when I was born, because I would have wound up getting raised by doctors and nurses.
COMMENTARY: I wonder if something this ridiculous is covered by ObamaCare.
COMMENTARY: I would spend the extra money under one condition. And that would be, only if I was still married.
COMMENTARY: There are certain televangelists that I don’t think will be up there, because they would try to game the system and get workman’s comp […]
COMMENTARY: Unfortunately, those are usually the only two options. Sorry.
COMMENTARY: Keep in mind, that if you later feel guilty about cremating them, you can always put some ice cubes in the urn.
COMMENTARY: I could understand hair extensions at that age, but I think dentures might be a bit much.
COMMENTARY: If they also graduated from the University of Transylvania, I’ll probably seek a restraining order too.
COMMENTARY: Sounds fair to me. And they should also be given the option of filing bankruptcy, to prevent harassing phone calls from banks and or […]
COMMENTARY: If you are a veteran with combat experience, please replace the word “dynamite” in the question, with hand grenades.
COMMENTARY: I think if people knew for sure that was an accurate description of hell, every Sunday, churches would be overflowing with new believers.
COMMENTARY: The last thing I remember her saying while I was quickly leaving her house was, “How do you turn the safety off on this […]
COMMENTARY: The movie “Bewitched” with Will Ferrell was so bad, that I threw my popcorn on the floor, poured my Coke on top of that […]
COMMENTARY: No. Here’s a few more: Blue – Stop texting you idiot!!! Orange – Women put on some make up, so you don’t scare the […]