COMMENTARY: I was considering travelling to the place where there is the highest concentration of my relatives for Christmas, but I changed my mind because […]
COMMENTARY: If I could get at least 30% of the profits, I could probably deal with the embarrassment. Either way, I would avoid everyone that […]
COMMENTARY: I told a lady friend of mine that I never saw the movie “The Exorcist”. She bet me $20.00 that if saw that movie […]
COMMENTARY: As long as I wasn’t promoting the Yankees, the Lakers or any feminine products, I would probably do it.
COMMENTARY: If it were to ever happen, when people see men with beer bellies, that won’t be able to tell if it was from guzzling […]
I am a little ashamed, but here are five: 1. A heated political race with plenty of mudslinging. 2. A senior citizen getting a speeding […]
COMMENTARY: For me by far, it’s the platypus. It appears to have been made from the spare parts of other animals. It has a bill […]
COMMENTARY: I would not ban them, because of the possibility of how hideous their baby would look. I would pay money to look at the […]
COMMENTARY: I personally feel that if a woman is using a walker, while pushing her one year old child that’s in a stroller, then she’s way too old to […]
If God has a sense of humor similar to mine, the evolutionist will be standing in a large dark enclosed room. And God in his […]
COMMENTATRY: As I understand, many adoption agencies will allow you to return some of these brats with a full refund, but most will charge you […]
COMMENTARY: I probably would if they were covered with some of their maple syrup. (It can’t be any worst that my ex-wife’s cooking).
COMMENTARY: To avoid corrupting good decent people, I think the most fair and reasonable thing to do is to divide the prisons in half. One […]
COMMENTARY: If it was when I was still married, I probably would have taken a pen and paper, so I could make a list of […]
COMMENTARY: It’s just another clear example of the federal government trying to mislead the public.
COMMENTARY: The results should be pretty close, but we know whites can repossess them the fastest. Those greedy ruthless #*%*&#*!!!!!
COMMENTARY: They certainly should! They have them on cigarettes! And both cancer and marriage can be a slow torturous death.
COMMENTARY: Considering the current sad state of this country, probably the worst punishment would be to force them to stay here.
COMMENTARY: Absolutely we should! With all the DUI’s across the nation, something drastic has to be done. I think we should be able to train […]
COMMENTARY: For me, it would be for people that drive for miles with their turn signals on, and don’t turn. I can’t count the times […]
COMMENTARY: If that’s what it takes, I’d rather be a communist.
COMMENTARY: For me, it would have to be enough to fill at least three of the five Great Lakes?
COMMENTARY: What I have been doing is making them fill out a dating/relationship questionnaire, and I would be able to tell by their responses if […]
COMMENTARY: I think if God threw a couple of lightning bolts hitting the Capital Building, that would be a nice touch too.
COMMENTARY: It would only bother me if he sprinkled some seasoning on my hand after he shook it.
COMMENTARY: This is an easy one for me. It would be this lady that dumped me last year. But just as an extra precaution, I […]
COMMENTARY: I say it depends on the year and make of the car. If it is an old raggedy jalopy, don’t leave anything. Mainly because, […]
COMMENTARY: I like this idea. Political problems all around the country will get solved in hours rather than years.
COMMENTARY: I now only rob convenience stores that are in my neighborhood. Even though I know it’s a possibility I might get recognized, it’s important […]
COMMENTARY: I think He was probably creating a special place in hell for people that ask such idiotic questions (excluding me… I hope).
COMMENTARY: I say, absolutely! It’s cheaper to be stupid. I know I saved my parents a lot of money. (I probably shouldn’t be bragging about […]
COMMENTARY: Bipartisan lynchings. This is what makes this country great!!!
COMMENTARY: If I could add a few hungry alligators beneath the trap door, and the insurance still didn’t exceed 25%, I’m all for it.
COMMENTARY: I knew of one lady who told the lady she’s was fighting that she felt awful about yanking out her extensions. However, her statement […]
COMMENTARY: I went out on a blind date with this woman that went on and on about how woman are equal to men in every […]
COMMENTARY: If it improved their grade point average, I don’t have a problem with broken bones and fractured skulls.
COMMENTARY: Keep in mind the question refers to rodents only, and not politicians.
COMMENTARY: When you download something, you’re sitting at your computer, and when you upload something, you’re standing in front of your computer. Also when you […]
COMMENTARY: If it’s not leaking anywhere and remains in the body, why is this considered to be a problem? This is just another example of […]
COMMENTARY: Being from Chicago, I have prayed for years for the Cubs to win the World Series. I’m assuming God doesn’t follow baseball.
COMMENTARY: If that were to ever happen, my former mother-in-law better have a dead bolt lock on her front door.
COMMENTARY: If no, would you change your mind if the bottom of the raft had some insulting comments about sharks, that was written in blood?
COMMENTARY: I wonder which party would complain the most if such a law was passed. (To be honest, I think I know which one would).
COMMENTARY: The west coast owners are some of the most arrogant people in the world, second only to the residents in France. The east coast […]