COMMENTARY: This is an easy one for me. It would be this lady that dumped me last year. But just as an extra precaution, I would have her life preserver filled with shark bait.
PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS (ASSUMING YOU LIKE REALLY BAD ADVICE) ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!
COMMENTARY: This is an easy one for me. It would be this lady that dumped me last year. But just as an extra precaution, I would have her life preserver filled with shark bait.