COMMENTARY: I think either way, people who end up there that takes personal hygiene serious, will probably be able to bathe as often as they like… in tubs filled with molten lava.
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COMMENTARY: I think either way, people who end up there that takes personal hygiene serious, will probably be able to bathe as often as they like… in tubs filled with molten lava.