COMMENTARY: I am making sure my tires are inflated properly, avoiding rush hour traffic, and to continue to siphon gas from a few of my neighbor’s vehicles when they forget to turn on their car alarms.
PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS (ASSUMING YOU LIKE REALLY BAD ADVICE) ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!
COMMENTARY: I am making sure my tires are inflated properly, avoiding rush hour traffic, and to continue to siphon gas from a few of my neighbor’s vehicles when they forget to turn on their car alarms.