COMMENTARY: I would add that the car would also have to be washed, and the interior vacuumed. This way, car thieves won’t be getting off without any consequences to their criminal acts.
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COMMENTARY: I would add that the car would also have to be washed, and the interior vacuumed. This way, car thieves won’t be getting off without any consequences to their criminal acts.