Last week when my mother called me, we had a very bad connection before the call dropped. But I was really proud when she said my twin nephews that I haven’t seen for over a decade, were going to Penn State. At least that’s what I thought she said. When she called me back five minutes later, she said my nephews weren’t going to Penn State, but they were going to the state pen. Come to think of it, I never trusted those lying thieving little brats.