BREAKING NEWS – Orlando, Florida – Everyone is pitching in to clean up Florida after Hurricane Irma, including a chainsaw-wielding nun. Sister Margaret Ann of Archbishop Coleman F. Carroll High School in southwest Miami-Dade County decided to help out by cutting down a fallen tree. She said she is now encouraging nuns that teach at her school to embrace technology, by stop using wooden rulers to intimidate disruptive students, but instead to consider the options provided by Black and Decker.