BREAKING NEWS – Atlanta, Georgia – The Georgia legislature removed a jet-fuel tax break from a larger tax package. Lawmakers were upset that Delta, which is headquartered in Atlanta, dropped the National Rifle Association from a discount-fare program in an effort to appear neutral on gun policy. Only 13 NRA members ever used the discount-fare program, and the tax break will cost the airline $40 million. Currently, Delta has called a meeting of everyone in their company that was involved in making the dubious decision, to have their heads measured for a silver platter.
