BREAKING NEWS – Raleigh, North Carolina – Authorities say a man accused of kicking in the door of an apartment in North Carolina was met by a man who bashed him in the face with a piece of firewood. Raleigh Police spokesman Jim Sughrue told local media that 27-year-old Matthew Lawrence Bergstedt kicked in the apartment’s back door, but encountered a 20-year-old man inside who picked up the nearest heavy object and attacked. Bergstedt is now calling for local ecologists to picket the home he attempted to rob, alleging that because he was hit with firewood, “Sughrue is partially responsible for so many of our beautiful forests being depleted.”
