BREAKING NEWS – St. Louis, Missouri – Mayor Lyda Krewson finally comments on the recent protests in her city that involved vandalism. She said she she draws the line at busting out windows of high end cars that have full coverage insurance. “Obviously owners of vehicles with just liability aren’t all that concerned about their property. But newer cars that have full coverage, with tented windows, custom wheels etc., should be respected and left alone. These particular residents that are still making payments on the cars they acquired from working hard, should not be damaged indiscriminately. Because it would leave visiting tourists with the false impression that people in this city only drive either used, or raggedy vehicles.”