BREAKING NEWS – Pyeongchang, South Korea – Russian curler Alexander Krushelnitsky may be stripped of his Olympic medal after he failed a doping test, testing positive for meldonium — the latest positive test in a country-wide doping scandal that led to Russia’s banning from the Pyeongchang games. Krushelnitsky said he took the banned substances, not to win at curling, but to get stronger so he could defend himself when he got into fights with his friends that are constantly laughing at him for participating in such a stupid sport.