BREAKING NEWS – Davis, California – A new vending machine in a University of California Davis study room traded the usual Hot Cheetos and Red Bull for contraceptives. The machines also have pamphlets for male students with the most popular “pick-up lines” that can be used on gullible female students to lower their inhibitions. And for the female students, the machine has pamphlets for them that shows the best way to use a well placed kick to the groin of male students, that are trying to get them to lower their inhibitions by using popular pick-up lines.
