BREAKING NEWS – Frisco, Texas – Hurts Donut is offering a special delivery option for those living nearby. For an extra $5 on top of the already $5 delivery service fee, someone from the store will dress up like a scary clown and drop off a box of the artisan treats at your house. Hurts co-owner Kas Clegg explained that the special is meant “to keep up with the trends, and clowns are trending right now.” The surge in interest is due in part to the smash blockbuster, “It.” He also stated that just in case the recipient is unaware of the delivery, has a fear of clowns, and collapses from a fright induced heart attack, all of his employees have been trained to perform CPR.