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BREAKING NEWS – Jackson, Mississippi – Mississippi has no shortage of candidates seeking to win its two U.S. Senate elections…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Alec Baldwin has run into trouble with the law once again….

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BREAKING NEWS _ New York City, New York – According to Academic Dean Bill Grueskin of Columbia University Graduate School…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – During an interview by New York Magazine, Alec Baldwin went into…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – MSNBC cancels Alec Baldwin’s talk show “Up Late” only after 46…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Capital One is currently considering releasing Alec Baldwin as their spokesman,…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Shia LaBeouf abruptly exited his Broadway debut, “Orphans,” following apparent disagreements…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Alec Baldwin has again been accused of going ballistic on the…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – At LaGuardia Airport, two flight attendants for American Airlines opened the…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – A flight attendant for American Airlines gets reprimanded for getting actor Alec Baldwin…

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