BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – During an interview by New York Magazine, Alec Baldwin went into one of his typical tirades while yelling and throwing furniture. In addition to hating on the media and the amped-up anger in American society, he had some choice words for a few people in particular, especially those who were involved in his short-lived MSNBC show “Up Late.” He said Joey Scarborough is “neither eloquent nor funny and probably wears a thong.” Baldwin then added that “Rachel Maddow should try to be more feminine or learn to drive a truck”, and “Al Sharpton’s dramatic weight loss makes his head look disproportionate to his body, and he now looks like a taffy apple on a stick with a strange haircut”.