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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – The FOX television network announced that it will move forward with a sixth season…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Fox News Channel dominated basic cable for the month of April,…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Texas Democratic Rep. Al Green said he will force an impeachment…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Attorneys for CNN, NBC, MSNBC, CBS, and ABC are currently seeking…

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BREAKING NEWS – Hollywood, California – Fox is lowering the curtain on “American Idol,” ending a series that dominated television…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – On “Fox News Sunday”, ObamaCare architect Ezekiel Emanuel was challenged over…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – “The View” co-host Elisabeth Hasselbeck will be joining Fox News Channel…

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BREAKING NEWS – Las Vegas, Nevada – Fox anchor Monica Jackson, who famously got into an off camera fight with…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – In a controversial move, CNN adds New York City chef Anthony Bourdain to…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Midway through an interview, President Obama gestures with his thumb, that Bill O’Reilly will…

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