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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I have a post Valentine’s Day question for you… sort of. My boyfriend and I had to celebrate…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I really value your advice and hope you can help. My boyfriend of three years broke up with…

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BREAKING NEWS

BREAKING NEWS – Shelton, Washington – Chocolate Fantasies have announced their latest creation, which is a four inch chocolate foot…

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BREAKING NEWS

BREAKING NEWS – St. Paul, Minnesota – The Cupid is about to be given the heave-ho at Bruce Vento Elementary…

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Daily Photos & Art

Immature love says, “I love you because I need you.” Mature love says, I need you because I love you”….

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Wacky Weekend Questions – How many sleeping pills should be put in the eggnog of the usual idiot that ruins a New Year’s Eve party?

COMMENTARY: The amount depends on how long you want them to sleep, until the party’s over, or until Valentine’s Day…

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Daily Photos & Art

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U.S. & World History

U.S. & World History – The “St. Valentine’s Day Massacre” should be more appropriately called the “St. Valentine’s Day Mascara”, as…

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