BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – PETA is now outraged at the actions of Hillary Clinton shortly after she made the recent comment, “There have been a few times this past week when all I wanted to do is just to curl up with a good book, or our dogs, and never leave the house again.” When she later found out that her dogs were supporters of Donald Trump, she immediately took them to the local animal shelter, and demanded that they get put down. Fortunately, both canines were quickly adopted by some of the compassionate employees at the facility, while Hillary was inquiring about fast acting lethal injections.
