BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Hillary Clinton announces that she is very upset with her supporters for their “lackluster protests”. She tried to motivate them in her recent speech stating, “Peaceful protests don’t work. Haven’t you people learned that? The looters and the rioters are not working as a team, which I find deeply disappointing. I also find it troubling that my dedicated supporters who are also arsonists are constantly being ignored!”
