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BREAKING NEWS – Paris, France – Models present creations by German designer Karl Lagerfeld as part of his Spring/Summer 2017 women’s ready-to-wear collection for fashion house Chanel during Fashion Week. According to Lagerfeld, his newest attire is “high tech, and will appeal primarily to flat chested female robots.”