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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Huma Abedin was rushed to the hospital, barely conscious, with a black eye, a broken nose, and three cracked ribs. Paramedics trying to ascertain how she was injured stated Abedin murmured while wincing in pain, “All I did was ask Hillary Clinton if she was going to Donald Trump’s inauguration.”