BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The National Organization for Women (NOW) is demanding that President Trump pass a bill for women to be paid for a new version of “maternity leave”. The bill allows a woman to abruptly leave their job during the day, if they want to go home to “attempt to become pregnant”. And for women that work swing shifts, the potential new law mandates for, “the federal government to pay for candle light dinners to get their husbands or boyfriends in the mood.” Plus, “unattached ugly single ladies will also get an undetermined amount of money, to pay for the liquor they have to buy men in seedy bars, so these losers will eventually find these women attractive enough to take them home.”
