BREAKING NEWS – Charlotte, North Carolina – Republican presidential nominee Donald Trump unveiled what he called a “New Deal for black America” and revealed a handful of new proposals aimed at revitalizing impoverished urban areas. Part of Trump’s “new deal” included new tax incentives for inner cities, new micro-loans for African-Americans to start companies and hire workers and plan to reinvest money from suspended refugee programs in inner cities. Hillary quickly responded to Donald Trump’s plan. “I hope black people won’t fall for his nonsense. This country has had a black president for 8 years and President Obama didn’t do squat for the inner cities during that time! So why should we believe that a white man would do any better?”