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BREAKING NEWS – Allahbad, India – Angry Indian Hindu holy men, or Sadhus, are seen standing in a river shouting anti-American slogans. Their outrage is over concerns that the United States may negatively influence their traditions, with the announcement that local stores will start selling products by Fruit of the Loom.