BREAKING NEWS – Washington. D.C. – According to her agent, the very wealthy pop star Beyoncé Knowles will reluctantly perform with her old group “Destiny’s Child” at the Super Bowl. President Obama made the suggestion after he was informed that the other two singers (Kelly Rowland and Michelle Williams) have fallen on hard times since the split. Beyoncé explained that even though she admires the President, she is very disenchanted with his new socialistic policy called the “music redistribution program”.