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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Legal experts seem to be pretty doubtful regarding the success of Hillary Clinton’s legal challenge to the 2016 presidential election results. Because Donald Trump won Wisconsin, Michigan, and Pennsylvania which was part of her dependable democratic “blue wall”, she plans to sue him for trespassing.