BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – President Obama responds to the fact that since nearly six million people lost their insurance policy due to ObamaCare, come January 1st, more people will be uninsured than there were last year. He explained at a press conference that, “On the bright side, people who have lost their policies are eating healthier, exercising more, and are driving much more cautiously to avoid being hospitalized and absorbing astronomical medical bills. Reasonable and objective people will see this as a big plus.”