BREAKING NEWS – Pyongyang, North Korea – Fears are growing for the safety of North Korea’s first lady who has vanished from public view for the past seven months. Ri Sol-ju is thought to have tied the knot with her food-loving fella Kim Jong Un and soon after she gave birth to his child. Rumors are swirling that he had her killed after she got angry with him for eating 15 jars of baby food during one of his daily eating binges.
