BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – In key swing states, ObamaCare rate hikes have risen dramatically. In Pennsylvania they are up 40%, in North Carolina they are up 53%, and in Arizona they are up 116%. President Obama responded to this new information at a press conference by saying, “If Hillary Clinton is elected, this won’t be a problem if she continues my economic ideas. I assumed this would happen, and hopefully by 2018, people will be able to afford the sky rocketing health costs by getting second and third jobs, plus at least once a month selling a pint of their blood.”