BREAKING NEWS – Salford, Greater Manchester, England – Professor David Percy, of Salford University, was frustrated by the poor geometry of parking lots, which generally feature spaces arranged at a 90 degree angle to the access lane. He performed some simple math and found out that one tweak could make it much easier for motorists to maneuver their vehicle into the space while simultaneously allowing more vehicles to fit in the acreage. All planners need to do is place the bays at a 45 degree angle, which cuts down the turning circle required and therefore needs a smaller access lane, freeing up more space for parking. “However”, Percy, “explained that this meticulously created mathematical formula absolutely works, providing that the vehicles are not positioned by female drivers.”
