BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – In her latest tactical move, Hillary Clinton is now saying that her unsecured server that compromised U.S. security, indirectly bolsters her plan for transparency. She explained to her supporters at a rally, “Even if foreign hostile countries gained access to some highly classified material due to my negligence, so what! I plan to be the most transparent president, ever! If elected, I will allow live streaming of all top secret CIA meetings, The Situation Room, and the results of Bill’s monthly examinations to see if he contracted any STDs.”