BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Former chairman of the 2016 Hillary Clinton presidential campaign John Podesta, is resting comfortably after successful surgery on his right leg. He finally acknowledged that he was hopping on one foot on election night because his right knee cap was shattered. The injury was savagely inflicted on him last November, after it became apparent to Hillary that she would lose the election, and she dashed to a local sporting goods store to purchase a Louisville Slugger.
