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I recently went to see “Hunger Games”, and I am convinced that the title alone is a subliminal message, because during the film I ate five buckets of popcorn. My suspicions were confirmed when at the end of the movie in the credits, it showed that it was produced by the Orville Redenbacher Corporation. I’m gonna sue!