COMMENTARY: I take the position that extremely ugly people should be given priority to work at both places. Because corporal punishment is no longer allowed in schools, I have no problem with terrifying small children into respecting adults.
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COMMENTARY: I take the position that extremely ugly people should be given priority to work at both places. Because corporal punishment is no longer allowed in schools, I have no problem with terrifying small children into respecting adults.