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BREAKING NEWS – Pisa, Italy – An art historian is seen injecting a fluid in a marble column at the Leaning Tower of Pisa. He said his objective is to insure that the face’s expression won’t change for years, and he decided to do it after having a meeting with Congresswoman Nancy Pelosi.