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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – President Obama states that he can not in good conscience support Olympic gold medalist Gabrielle Douglas. He explained that while she was competing, he was a big fan. But after she won, he decided to distance himself from her, because Gabrielle gave “all the glory to God”, and none to Allah.