BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – President Obama states that he was offended by Madonna’s recent rant on a stage, referring to him as a Black Muslim. He explained that he would rather be referred to as a bi-racial devout believer of Islam.
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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – President Obama states that he was offended by Madonna’s recent rant on a stage, referring to him as a Black Muslim. He explained that he would rather be referred to as a bi-racial devout believer of Islam.